May 22, 2005

SUV = Suburban Assault Vehicle

One of my pet peeves is SUV's. They are gas guzzlers. They are killing machines, because their bumpers are at the same level as the car driver's head. And their headlights are way too high and will burn out your retina if you don't have a day/night mirror.

But, what is really annoying is the asshole who decided to take the last two spots on the parking lot last night with his assault vehicle at a crowded local restaurant. Could he have parked in one? Yes. Did this loser park in one spot? No, it would have been too hard for the prick to open his doors and not ding someone else. Fortunately we were able to circle the lot again and found a parking space

This country does have a real energy problem but are the SUV owners doing anything about it by driving smaller cars? Hell no. But ultimately the marketplace will take care of of this problem. As gasoline prices increase, the value of these piece of shit SUVs will decline proportionately.

When I get motivated I will write about what our energy policy should include.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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http://www.livejournal.com/users/6_bleen_7/13854.html

Herb said...

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